About Erohaus

Erohaus makes treats you can't eat. Toys shaped like lemons, ice creams, roses and cats that look perfectly innocent on a shelf and are very good at their actual job.

Why we started

Most toy shops feel either clinical or seedy. We wanted one that feels like a candy shop for grown-ups: bright, funny, a little cheeky, and easy to shop without a single awkward moment.

What you can count on

  • A plain box. No logos, no hints. The label just says EH Goods.
  • A boring card statement. Nothing on your bank statement gives the game away.
  • Tracked shipping. Every parcel is tracked from our partner warehouse to your door.
  • Real people on email. Questions about a toy, an order or what suits a beginner? Ask us.

Strictly 18+

Everything here is for adults, for fun and with consent. Take your time, use plenty of water-based lube, and enjoy yourself.